What's New? Not much. What's NEWS? heck if I know

People want to know what I'm doing when I'm not writing about fast food.

I know what didn't happen, or what I was not doing...

I was NOT shot down in Iraq or somewhere else. Guess I'm not a TV newsman. duh.

Geez the news REALLY SUCKS doesn't it!

I wanted the news very small on purpose.